Анекдоты..., которые нам нравятся

[HCMan]

Сидели трое рыбаков в лодке с удочками. Занималась заря.
- Какая красота... - выдохнул первый.
- Да, здорово... - поддакнул второй.
А третий подумал чуть-чуть, и выкинул обоих из лодки.
За офф-топик и флуд...

[Adamantium]

President George W. Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he
visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related
to
words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like
to
lead the class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy." So the illustrious
leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next
door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over,
that
would be a tragedy." "No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT."
A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove
off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy." "I'm
afraid not, "explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call a GREAT
LOSS."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches
the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give a mean example of a
tragedy?"
Finally, in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet
voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Bush, were struck by
a
missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like Osama bin Laden,
that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that
would be a TRAGEDY?" "Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an
accident, and it certainly wouldn't be a great loss."